Welcome
Oh, Shit. We are Living in a Video Game. Designed by a Kid. Alternatively, God was Drunk.
Evidence that our Existence is an Elaborate Simulation.
This isn’t your typical exploration of reality. Oh, Shit dives headfirst into the mind-bending idea that our world—its beauty, weirdness, terrors, and glitches—is an elaborate simulation. Packed with real-world phenomena and unexplainable oddities, this book unravels the evidence that suggests we’re living in a universe too strange, too specific, and too perfectly absurd to be random.
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From curious creatures like the platypus and dragon blood tree to terrifying anomalies like zombie-ant fungus and spaghettification, each chapter peels back the layers of existence, exposing its quirks and flaws. Structured into six sections—Neat Shit, Weird Shit, Scary Shit, A 5-Year-Old Drew That Shit, Suspicious Shit, and Evil Shit—the book blends humor, science, and speculation into a delightful, thought-provoking ride.
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Whether you’re a skeptic, a believer, or simply someone who loves questioning the nature of everything, Oh, Shit will make you laugh, gasp, and wonder: What if we really are part of the most elaborate video game ever created? And what if the designer got a little…creative?
Emily Bialas
Emily Bialas is a curious mind with a flair for uncovering the extraordinary hidden in the ordinary. A writer, thinker, and self-proclaimed simulation skeptic, Emily blends her passion for science, nature, and technology to explore the bizarre and inexplicable phenomena of our world. Her unique perspective, coupled with a sharp wit, challenges readers to question reality itself.
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When she’s not delving into the mysteries of existence, Emily enjoys creating physical and digital art, being outside with nature, and spending time with her family (and her three lovable dogs). Whether crafting thought-provoking books or sparking conversations about the possible limits of reality, Emily’s work inspires others to see the world—and its glitches—with fresh eyes.
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Ready to question everything? Emily invites you to join her in exploring the evidence that our world might just be the most elaborate video game ever designed.
